withinadream27:

withinadream27:

Computer update: I can no longer use search engines!

Youtube is also complete broken!

It sucks that you are having so many computer problems. I hope it gets better for you as the year goes on :(

mydrunkkitchen:

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

My method

catnipsoup:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

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cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

actuallyclintbarton:

darn-semen:

nyc 1899: zilleniose: scoutacris: what if danny phantom actually died in the…

stealingspaces:

zilleniose:

scoutacris:

what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive

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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT

IT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE THIS WAY

ANYTIME DANNY GOT ANGRY OR LOST CONTROL OF HIMSELF HE WENT GHOST

LIKE HE WAS NO LONGER FOCUSING ON BEING ALIVE

goddamnit

Oh my god no.

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

jcphoney:

never-ever—have-regrets:

aestheticrequiem:

artistickacchi:

schmurdershewrote:

dickprintbandit:

indifferentblackman:

bestyoutubevideos:

Little boy goes off on his mom for getting pregnant

Bruh, he sounds like a young Kanye West

me when I found my mom was pregnant.

My man said, "This is exasperating" *falls out* 

"You just had two babies." I love the whole thing.

WHO TAUGHT THIS BABY WHAT EXASPERATING MEANS

"Buy me some earplugs" omg yes

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police brutality in Ferguson costs taxpayers millions.

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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